Anytime you feel like a failure as a Mother, just grab a bowl, spoon, and some ice cream. Scoop some ice cream into the bowl and for good measure drizzle Hershey's syrup on the top. Believe me, this helps with the "I'm not a perfect Mother " blues.
Of course, if you have these blues a lot, it could lead to the "I'm not skinny anymore!" blues. So use this remedy with caution.